There is a huge problem with my living arrangements here. Huge. The Cable grocery store has no dark chocolate. What is wrong with this town? I'm not sure I can handle it. I can't live with the unavailability of dark chocolate. This is the biggest crisis since there was no cake in Peru. Did I mention that debacle? When we trekked to Kuelap we spent the nights in small towns and those towns did not have cake! Every day Cammie and I would tell our guide, Carlos, that we needed some torta (cake) and he failed to procure any cake, claiming the towns had none; we gave him a poor rating as a guide. I had no idea towns could exist without a steady source of dessert and now I have discovered that Cable exists without a local source for dark chocolate. Help!