We got our new training shirts and everyone wore them to practice yesterday. Afterwards in the van the boys were whining (manfuly, of course) that the embroidery over the chest rubbed their nipple raw. Caitlin and I laughed at them and advised them to try wearing sports bras as a solution.

So Caitlin and I ran into Pete Vordenburg later that day in the stairwell and he was wearing one of our shirts...
Caitlin/Laura: "You better watch out wearing that shirt, some of our boys were complaining about the embroidery irritating their nipples."
Vordenburg: "I'll probably be okay; my nipples are small and insensitive so it would take a lot of rubbing."

followed by an awkward silence and then we dispersed.